Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Dean doesn't make the cut

Howard Dean, the Former Democratic Party Chairman, or otherwise more important former Governor of the great and beautiful green mountain state, a little place I like to call Vermont, did not make the cut for the Obama Administration. Dean, who is most famous for his yelling of "byaaaaaa" during his 2004 run for president, was eagerly seeking the position of Health and Human Services Secretary. Dean was quoted as saying "I was pretty clear that I would have liked to have been Secretary of Health and Human Services but it is the president's choice and he decided to go in a different direction." Instead, President Obama gave the position to the more competent Governor Kathleen Sebelius of Kansas. Poor Dean, once again taking the walk of shame. Luckily, Dean is not too distressed because they chose him over Ben Stein to give a commencement speech for the class of 2009 at the University of Vermont.

It never gets old, so here it is ladies and gentlemen:

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